西瓜的内涵讲座..

lllOTL · 发表于 2011-7-24 21:13:30

嗯.. 昨天就说了要开了.. 前提是我今天上完课还活着.. 嘛.. 算是活着吧..
好了这个讲座内容需要大家自己去联想我就不多作解释了.. 真的要解释的话私下找我 = =;;
不定期更新.. (如果有人气的话..

看不懂的自行解决--> http://translate.google.cn/

重点: 本帖纯属娱乐.. 如有雷同那就太糟糕了..

lllOTL · 发表于 2011-7-24 21:13:37

Mistress is someone between a mister and a mattress.

The difference between seamen and semen is one is counable, the other isn't.

Nibble's friend is nipple.

A friend in need is a friend indeed. A friend in heat is a friend in need.

project.. projectile vomiting..(别问我这个怎么出来的.. 反正想到了..

transformer=变形金刚
transsexual=变??金刚

一个女生写的作文里有一句:My high school period is my golden period.
于是出现点评:If that is really golden period, you better to see a doctor.
化脓么.. (重口啊..

起名字千万别叫迪克

小猫其实也是YD词

vagina..很多中国学生都把老美同学说的这个词听成"from china"

"你为什么要坐这里" "我偏要坐你bian上" "你坏.."

弓虽女干门其实就是一个傻逼把门锁拆下来之后被人发现了吧..

暂时先发这些..